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| Episode no. | Season 1 Episode 6 | ||
| Directed by | Neil Affleck | ||
| Written by | Ricky Blitt | ||
| Production code | 1ACX06 | ||
| Original air date | May 9, 1999 | ||
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Directed by Greg Colton, Dominic Bianchi, James Purdum. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. Stewie's teleportation device malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas.
'The Son Also Draws' is the sixth episode of the first season of the animatedcomedy seriesFamily Guy. It originally aired on Fox in the United States on May 9, 1999. The episode follows Chris as he is ejected from the Youth Scouts, and Peter drives the family to Scout headquarters to get him readmitted. During a rest stop at a Native American casino, Lois gambles away the family car. Peter pretends to be a member of the tribe in an attempt to get it back, and is sent on a vision quest to prove his heritage, giving him and Chris an opportunity to bond.
'The Son Also Draws' was written by Ricky Blitt and directed by Neil Affleck, both working on their first Family Guy episode. The episode guest starred actors Suzie Plakson, Kevin Michael Richardson, Fred Tatasciore and Wally Wingert. Recurring guest voice actors included writer and animator Butch Hartman and actor Patrick Bristow. Much of the episode's humor is structured around cutaway sequences that parody popular culture, including references to Speed Racer, Happy Days, Nova, One Day at a Time, and The More You Know.
Critical reception for the episode was favorable; certain critics believed the episode was not an 'instant classic' in contrast to the other episodes of the season but called it 'memorable' and 'brilliant' nevertheless, while others regarded it as the black sheep of the season. The episode caused controversy in Canada for the episode's final gag, in which Peter states that 'Canada sucks.' Ricky Blitt, the episode's writer, is himself Canadian.
Plot[edit]
Chris hates being in the Youth Scouts and wants to quit, but is afraid to tell his father Peter. Chris is finally kicked out when he runs over the troop leader during a Soap Box Derby. Peter insists on driving Chris and the rest of the family (Peter's wife Lois, their daughter Meg and their infant Stewie) to the Youth Scout headquarters, in Manhattan, to get Chris readmitted. While they are gone, their talking dog Brian is watching Nova just as the show is interrupted to show several episodes of the sitcom One Day at a Time. He tries to change the channel, but is unable to do so (nor he can turn the TV off), losing his intelligence shortly after watching a few episodes.
The family stops at a Native American casino as Peter needs to use the bathroom, Lois quickly becomes addicted to gambling and loses the family car. After hearing that Lois has gambled the car away, Peter tries to get it back by claiming to be Native American. The doubtful Indian elders demand that he go on a vision quest to prove his heritage. Chris accompanies Peter into the wilderness, hoping to tell him that he only wants to draw instead of being in the Scouts. Delirious from hunger, Peter begins talking to anthropomorphic trees and sees a vision of his spiritual guide, Fonzie. After hearing Fonzie's advice Peter finally listens to Chris's complaints and realizes his son is a talented artist. Mississippi belle casino clinton iowa.
Peter and Chris return to the casino and reclaim the car. The episode ends with Lois, Stewie, and Meg counteracting stereotypes about Native Americans, Mexicans, and Swedes, respectively, before Peter comments that 'Canada sucks.'
Production[edit]
'The Son Also Draws' was written by Ricky Blitt, his first episode in the Family Guy series, and directed by former Simpsons director Neil Affleck, also in his first Family Guy episode.[1]Peter Shin and Roy Allen Smith, who have since supervised other episodes of Family Guy, both acted as supervising directors on this episode.[1]Alex Borstein, the voice of Lois, helped write this episode, making her the first female member in the Family Guy writing staff; show creator Seth MacFarlane mentioned that her input on the character of Lois was particularly helpful.[2] Andrew Gormley and voice actor Mike Henry acted as staff writers for this episode, while Ricky Blitt, Neil Goldman and Chris Sheridan worked as the story editors.[1] The subplot of 'The Son Also Draws' that involved Lois losing the car was based on the 1985 comedy film Lost in America.[2] The part where Peter pretends to be an Indian to get the family car back was inspired by real-life instances of people who were '1/64th' Native American receiving money from wealthy casino tribes.[2]
In addition to the regular cast, 'The Son Also Draws' featured the voices of actors Suzie Plakson, Kevin Michael Richardson, Fred Tatasciore and Wally Wingert.[1] Recurring guest voice actors included writer and animator Butch Hartman and actor Patrick Bristow.[1]
Cultural references[edit]
The television show the family is watching near the beginning of the show is an episode from the 1974 ABC sitcom Happy Days.[3]
When the rest of the family is gone on the trip to Manhattan, Brian watches an episode of Nova, which is interrupted by a PBS announcement that they will be showing various episodes of One Day at a Time.[3]
Speed and Pops from Speed Racer make an appearance at the Soap Box Derby starting line and again when the Griffins prepare to leave for Manhattan.
When Peter has to search for his spiritual guide, it turns out to be Fonzie from Happy Days.[3]
Song, sung by trees — Cats in the Cradle by Harry Chapin.
The end of the episode features a parody of the series of public service announcementsThe More You Know.[3]
Reception[edit]
Reviews for 'The Son Also Draws' were mixed to favorable. In a 2008 review, Ahsan Haque of IGN rated the episode an 8/10, stating that while the episode is not an 'instant classic', it is 'still quite strong' and has 'more than a few clever moments'. He also notes that the cutaways are 'kept to a minimum', and much of the humor comes from the storyline. He commented that the episode did not have as many laugh-out-loud moments as other episodes, but stated that it had bolder humor than the show would later be known for.[3] In his review of the first volume DVD collection of Family Guy, Aaron Beierle of DVD Talk listed 'The Son Also Draws' as one of the series' 'most brilliant moments', praising the spiritual vision sequence and naming the conversation between Peter and Brian among the best moments of the series, calling the conversation 'rolling-on-the-floor funny.'[4]
Robin Pierson of The TV Critic, however, was far more hostile towards the episode, giving it the lowest rating of the season, a 44 out of 100.[5] Pierson believed the episode was 'very poor' and called the storyline 'lame' and 'unfocussed [sic],' with 'a bunch of jokes to match.'[5] The gag at the end of the episode, in which Peter states that 'Canada sucks', inspired anger from Canadian viewers of the show, which led them to send letters to the show's producers.[2] Ricky Blitt, the writer of the episode and the person responsible for the controversial gag, is Canadian.[6]
Home media[edit]
'The Son Also Draws' and the complete first and second seasons of the series were released under the title Family Guy Volume One; this standard four-disc DVD box set debuted in Region 1 on April 15, 2003,[7] three months before the premiere of the third season. Distributed by 20th Century Fox Television, it included several DVD extras such as episode commentaries, behind-the-scenes footage, and online promo spots.[7][8][9] The same episodes, without the special features, were released in Region 2 on November 12, 2001 and in Region 4 on October 20, 2003.[10][11]
References[edit]
- ^ abcde'Family Guy – Mind Over Murder Cast and crew'. Yahoo!. Archived from the original on 2012-10-17. Retrieved June 21, 2011.
- ^ abcdMacFarlane, Seth (2003). Family Guy volume 1 DVD commentary for the episode 'The Son Also Draws' (DVD). 20th Century Fox.
- ^ abcdeHaque, Ahsan. 'Family Guy: 'The Son Also Draws' Review'. IGN. Retrieved 2009-12-01.
- ^Beierle, Aaron (2003-03-21). 'Family Guy Volume 1'. DVD Talk. Retrieved 2010-08-10.
- ^ abPierson, Robin (2009-08-18). 'Episode 6: The Son Also Draws'. The TV Critic. Retrieved 2010-08-17.
- ^Callaghan, Steve (2005). Family Guy: The Official Episode Guide Seasons 1–3. New York: Harper Collins. p. 32. ISBN978-0-06-083305-3.
- ^ ab'Family Guy – Volume 1'. TVShowsOnDVD.com. Archived from the original on October 17, 2012. Retrieved September 4, 2010.
- ^Conrad, Jeremy (March 20, 2003). 'Family Guy - Volume 1: DVD Review'. IGN. Retrieved July 28, 2010.
- ^'Family Guy – Vol. 1 (Seasons 1 & 2) DVD'. Fox Shop. Archived from the original on July 16, 2011. Retrieved July 28, 2010.
- ^'Family Guy Season 1 DVD'. dvdorchard. Archived from the original on July 19, 2011. Retrieved September 23, 2010.
- ^'Family Guy – Season 1'. Amazon.co.uk. Retrieved November 3, 2009.
- Callaghan, Steve. 'The Son Also Draws'. Family Guy: The Official Episode Guide Seasons 1–3. New York: HarperCollins, 2005. 34–37.
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The first Pic starts off with the screen that says 'Family Guy Presents'
A second pic shows a sign with lights that says 'Road to Rhode Vegas'
The third shows Brian, Stewie, & Glory dressed up like those women that kick their legs in the air.
The fourth shows them driving along at night in a shiny red car.
The fifth shows a slot machine. And coming out of it was coins with the trios faces on them.
The sixth shows the trio in a pool checking out gorgeous people. Brian checked out a hot woman. Glory checked out a cute towel boy. And Stewie checked out a muscular man.
The seventh shows them as playing cards. Brian's the Joker. Glory's the Queen. And Stewie's the King.
The eighth shows them as acrobats swinging from swing to swing.
The ninth shows them playing cards. Glory and Stewie looked at Brian's hand.
The tenth shows them performing a magic trick. Glory was the lovely assistant. Brian's the magician with a saw. And Stewie got cut in half while in the box.
The eleventh shows Brian and Stewie in disguise.
The twelveth shows the three as that blue group holding as long curvy tube.
And the final one shows them as parts of buildings in vegas.
Our story begins showing the Griffin Family walking into the Quahog Gay Pride Parade.
Lois: Thanks for encouraging us to come to Gay Pride Day, Brian.
Peter: Yeah, this seems like it'll be fun. Real fun, not 'entertain your wife's parents while your wife is at work' fun.
(Flashback)
Husband: Laura gets home at 7:00, so I figure we can stare at our wine glasses till then.
They all did.
Husband: So, uh so, when when do you guys think you're gonna die?
(Reality)
Chris: Wow, a parade. It's like I'm walking past stuff, but I'm not going anywhere.
Meg: Look, there's the float commemorating sham marriages.
Man: Sorry, this stomach thing is acting up again tonight. Oh, and I'm going on a business trip to Mykonos for July.
Peter: And it says this next one is the 'Shocking Reveal Gay Float.' (Gasp)
The family was shocked cause there was a float with a guy that looks like Peter.
Peter: I had no idea.
Glory: Hey guys, check that out. There's an air show up there.
The planes were rushing into each other.
Lois: Oh my God, they're gonna crash!
Peter: No, no, don't worry. It's a gay air show. They're just gonna lightly touch tips.
The planes touched tips.
Everyone: Aw!
Weenie and the Butt were making an announcement.
Weenie: Well, listen up, everybody, 'cause it's time for our grand prize drawing for three tickets to see Celine Dion live in Las Vegas!
Infertility!
Weenie: Here we go! Our grand prize winner is Brian Griffin.
The audience applaused.
Brian: Wow, I don't believe it!
Peter: Hey, congratulations, buddy. You know, you're a lucky guy. The only thing I ever won was an extra day of summer.
(Flashback)
Peter: Okay Peter, one more day.
Peter: Yay!
He ripped his clothes off, ran out the door, walked back inside.
Peter: I saw what I look like in a car window, and now I don't want to go.
(Griffin House)
Announcer: We now return to Franklin and Bash with Indicators to Show Which One is Franklin and Which One is Bash.
Bash: Defensive blows to their heads were to send a message..
Indicator: Oh, sorry, sorry.
Stewie Goes To The Casino
The indicators fixed it.
Franklin: Help me get into used car sales.
Brian: Hey, Stewie. Hey, Glory.
Glory: Hey Brian. What's up?
Brian: I don't know if you guys have any interest in this, but I was wondering if you two want to go to Vegas with me and see Celine Dion.
Stewie: Are you kidding? Of course we want to go!
Glory: Hey, let me see those tickets.
She looked at them.
Glory: Wow, these are good seats!
Brian: I know. Apparently they were donated by Goldman's Pharmacy. Turns out Mort's cousin is Celine's opening act.
Stewie: Really? What's his talent?
Brian: I understand he's a magician of sorts.
(Stage)
Goldman: All right, for this next trick, I need a quarter from the audience.
A woman gave him a quarter.
Goldman: Okay, thank you.
Wild thing free slot machine. The free games round is hard to trigger but usually pays a decent amount and the higher the pay of the icons the less stacked they are - the melons are only 2 rows high and the best ones are single, so you literally are limited to 100x stake for the stars at 4-of-a-kind. The game is very basic and the big hit potential is, well, not that big! I cannot really see the reason for this game as it's generally dull and unlike the Power Stars type slots it has virtually no potential for large wins.
He ran backstage, hopped into his car drove off. She never got her quarter back.
(Griffin House)
Brian: You almost ready, Stewie? We should probably start heading to the airport.
Glory: Yeah we really don't wanna be late.
Stewie: Yes, I was gonna talk to you about that, actually. Last night, I was thinking to myself, 'Why fly, when we can get there instantly?'
Brian: What? What do you mean?
Stewie: Well, you see, I recently completed construction on a teleportation device, and it occurred to me, this may be the perfect chance to try it out.
Stewie revealed his invention underneath his bed.
Brian: Wow, Stewie, that's incredible!
Glory: When'd you build this?
Peter walked in.
Peter: Oh, hey, guys.
Glory: Dad, what do you have behind your back?
Peter: Uh, nothing!
Glory: Daaaad!
He had scissors.
Glory: Give me the scissors.
Peter: I was just gonna make some masks!
Glory: Then use your scissors.
Peter: They're not sharp!
He wined and ran off.
Stewie: So, what do you say?
Glory: Hmm, teleport to Vegas, huh? Well it seems like the quickest way. Ok.
Brian: All right, let's do it!
Stewie turned on the machine and the trio got on the pad.
Stewie: Okay, now, the device is powered by kinetic energy, so you've got to dance to make it work.
Brian: You, uh really?
Stewie: Yeah, you've got to dance.
Glory and Brian danced funny.
Stewie: HAHAHA! What are you doing, you tools? Do you two know anything about science? You just saw me program it.
In a flash of light, they were still home.
Glory 2: What the hell, Stewie? It didn't work. We're still here.
Stewie: Hmm, that's odd. It appears there may still be a few more bugs to work out. Well, it was worth a try.
After they got off the machine's teleportation was 100%.
Brian: Oh my God, Stewie! It-it worked! We're in Vegas!
Glory: We made it.
Stewie 2: Yeah, all right! Well, let's hit the hospital, get checked for teleportation cancer and then party!
Stewie: Well, since the teleportation machine failed to get us to Vegas, I suppose we should just catch our plane. I'll repair it when we get back.
Stewie and Stewie 2: You know, this is going to be a good trip, you two. I really feel like fate is on our side.
Peter came back in the room.
Peter: Scissors are jerks. And I'm a owl.
(Plane and Vegas)
Brian: Oh, wow, look at that, Stewie. Perfect timing.
Glory: Vegas looks so beautiful.
Stewie 2: Everything's beautiful here, Glory. Just embrace it.
Stewie: This is miserable. Three-hour delay and a completely full flight.
A woman stared at Stewie.
Stewie: Don't look at us, you (Bleep) pig. Take your Juicy sweatpants and your dirty pillow from home, and your bucket of Coke, and get the hell out of my sight. What was her problem?
Back in Vegas, the second trio saw the water sprinkling up or something.
Stewie 2: You see that, Brian? That's going to be our penises later, right?
Glory stepped aside away from Stewie.
(Hotel)
Brian: Stewie, that teleportation machine is amazing. It's so great that we're already here.
Stewie 2: Yep, drink it in, Bri. Time to enjoy all the Bellagio has to offer. Classic architecture. Beautiful art.
Glory: And let's not forget. The air is clean because they suck up all the cigarette smoke and dump it in the bad hotels.
(Bad Hotel)
Mom: Smell that, kids? It's been in a rich person's mouth.
(Hotel)
Stewie 2: Hi. We're checking in. Griffin?
Manager: Ah, yes. I see you've requested a bed that's good for bouncing and jumping?
Stewie 2: That is correct. I am a businessman.
Manager: Just sign here, please. And you can actually keep that pen if you'd like.
Stewie 2: No way! Really? Wow, you see that, guys? Good luck already. You know, I know we're switching to a digital world, but I-I think this little guy's still got a place in it.
Glory: So, what should we do now?
Brian: We should try one of those slot machines by the entrance. You know, they always set those things to pay out more so they can lure people into the casino.
Glory: Great idea.
Brian walked up to the machine, put in a dollar, pulled the lever, it came out emerald, emerald, emerald.
Brian: Oh, my God- I don't believe it!
Glory: Brian, we won! We won the jackpot!
Stewie 2: Oh, this is unbelievable. I haven't had this much fun since I hosted the Oscars.
(Flashback)
Stewie: Good evening. I just want to say that I have the utmost respect for women everywhere. And also, the Jews. Good night.
(Hotel - Night)
Brian 2: Oh, thank God, we're finally here. That plane ride took forever.
Glory 2: Ya know what was weird? The fact that they showed Flight 93 on Flight 93.
Stewie: Hi. We're checking in. Griffin?
Manager: Hmm, I do have a Griffin here, but that room was checked into hours ago.
Brian 2: What?
Manager: Yes, and I'm afraid we have no other rooms available.
Stewie: I see. Is there a less heavy person that could check again for me?
Manager: I'm sorry, we're all booked up because the Slut Convention's in town.
Brian 2: Slut Convention?
Manager: Yeah. They were promised a single millionaire, but it's really just a bunch of horny squirrels in a rich-guy suit.
(Slut Convention)
Slut 1: So you made your money in business?
The man said yes.
Slut 2: Where's your room, handsome?
He pointed but that squirrels got out and tried to do the sluts.
(Hotel - Night)
Stewie: Can I at least have that pen?
Manager: No, that's Bellagio property.
Stewie: Aw.
Glory 2: Well, this sucks. What are we gonna do?
Brian 2: I know. I'm gonna go try one of those slot machines by the entrance. They always set those things to pay out more so they can lure people into the casino.
Brian 2 walked up to the machine, put in a dollar, pulled the lever, and nothing happened.
Brian 2: Damn it, Vegas! Excuse me, where can I find some smoking Asians? Oh, everywhere? Okay.
Luck be a lady played in the background. Brian, Glory, and Stewie 2 enjoyed their time in Vegas. They had dinner together. Brian had steak, Glory had lobster, and Stewie had apple sauce. Then they went to a magic show. There, two magicians switched Stewie with a white Tiger. They also played craps, cashed in to earn money, got wasted, bought a car and Stewie 2 drove the card into a wall killing two guys.
(Vegas Star Hotel)
Glory 2: Oh my God. This place is a dump.
Brian 2: Yeah I'll say. There's not even pillows.
Stewie: Well, let's not be so quick to judge. It says here there's a continental breakfast. Oh, the continent is Africa.
Brian 2: Stewie, this place is a complete pit. I mean, doesn't it seem weird to you that we have to re-check-in every 20 minutes?
Stewie: Also the porn is free, but we have to watch it in the lobby.
(Casino)
Brian 2: Okay, let's see if we can turn this trip around. I'm gonna try some blackjack.
Stewie: Here, take $40. Glory, you take 40 bucks too.
Glory 2: What are you gonna do?
Stewie: I'm gonna go get some ice cream.
Glory 2: All right, we'll catch up with you.
Brian 2 went to play 21.
Brian 2: Hey there Denise. How you doing today?
Denise: I don't know. I usually have to check with my boyfriend first.
Brian 2: Oh. Uh hit, please. 24? Crap!
Denise: Do you know what it's like to go to the doctor and see your own foot in the garbage can?
Brian 2: Okay, you have a good night. Hey, Stewie, I need some more money.
Stewie: I lost it all, Brian!
Brian 2: What?
Stewie: Well, I was on my way to get ice cream and I passed a roulette table, and I put it all on 16 because of that Taylor Swift song, 'Sixteen.'
Brian 2: That song is called 'Fifteen.'
Stewie: It came up 15!
Brian 2: Stewie, that was all the money I brought.
Stewie: Not all of it. I gave Glory $40.
Glory 2 came back from another roulette table.
Glory 2: I lost it all.
Brian 2: Let me guess. It came up 15.
Glory 2: How'd you know?
Stewie: Because that song was called 'Fifteen.'
Glory 2: Oh!
Brian 2: Damn it, this was a complete disaster. I knew I should've just brought Peter instead of you two.
Glory 2: Oh, come on, you would've done much worse with him. Dad's got a terrible tell.
(Flashback)
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire were playing cards in the basement. Peter gasp, put up a sign that says great cards and a little celebration of sort later.
Quagmire: Any cards, Peter?
Peter: No, I'm good.
(Caesars Palace)
Brian: Oh, this is gonna be great. I hear she puts on an amazing show.
Stewie 2: She does. You'll be amazed that that voice comes out of that face.
Glory: This is gonna be awesome.
They scanned their tickets and went in.
Glory 2: Oh, thank God, we made it in time. I didn't realize how far that awful hotel is from the Strip.
Stewie: The woman who cleaned our room had no ears.
Their tickets were invalid. Wizard of odds blackjack trainer.
Man: I'm sorry, these tickets are invalid.
Brian 2: What?
Man: It's showing that they've already been scanned. I can't let you in.
Stewie: Oh, this trip has been a disaster.
Brian 2: I know. I actually thought I was gonna win big and get that plastic surgery I always wanted.
(Imagination)
Girl 1: Oh, my God! Look at him.
Girl 2: He's so cute.
Little Brian ran around and licked her boobs.
Brian: I'm small, so this is okay.
(Sidewalk)
Glory 2: This is the worst trip ever. I am never coming back here again.
Brian 2: You know what, screw it. I say we just cut our losses and fly home.
Stewie: Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.
Brian 2: What? Why?
Glory 2: Stewie, what did you do?
Stewie: Well, I may have And-and you are gonna laugh your butts off about this, if I know your dark sense of humor, but I may have gambled away our plane tickets.
Brian 2: You what? I can't believe this.
Glory 2: Now we're never gonna get home. How do you even do that anyway?
Stewie: It's Vegas. You can gamble anything.
(Casino)
Father 1: I'd like to bet my daughter's virginity on 23.
Man: I'm sorry, it's 31.
Daughter: Ow!
Father 2: How's it going here?
Father 1: Not great.
Father 2: I know what you mean. We just took a pounding at the craps table.
(Sidewalk)
Glory 2: Look, why don't we just call mom and dad? Maybe they can help us.
Brian 2: I don't know about that. You know that $500 bucks we lost? I sort of took that from Lois without asking. If she finds out it's all gone, she'll kill me.
Stewie: Oh.
Man: Did you fellas say you're in a bit of a fix? My buddy's got the inside track on a basketball game. It's a sure thing.
Stewie: I like how all your teeth are different shapes.
Brian 2: Why are you telling us this? What do you want from us?
Man: Honestly, I'm trying to sell my condo, and I need people to come to the open house and talk about how nice it is.
(Condo)
Brian 2 was a dad, Glory 2 was a mom, and Stewie of course was the baby.
Glory 2: Wow, the price per square foot is quite competitive with similar homes in the area.
Brian 2: Yes, I also love it. I will likely purchase it unless others put in a rival bid.
Glory 2: Well, what's stopping you? You know, you've always been so noncommittal in our relationship. Do know how much it hurt my feelings when you paused before introducing me to your parents? And it's the same reason you didn't take that job in Denver. I'm sorry I didn't mean to waste your time. I just remembered my husband is a total chicken (Bleep).
Stewie: WHAAAAAA WHAAAAAA!
Brian 2: I'm not 100% sure what we're doing any more.
(Bar)
Brian: It's like I say, the best thing you can see in Vegas is bar, bar, bar.
Stewie 2: Yeah, and he's not talking about slot machines.
Brian: Ooh!
Glory 2: Stewie, I'm still not sure this is a great idea.
Stewie: Relax, Glory; we're betting on one basketball game. That's it. Then we'll be out of debt and on our way home.
Brian 2: I suppose. I just wish we didn't have to borrow money from a loan shark. I mean, that guy seemed pretty serious.
(Flashback)
Loan Shark: Okay, and just a couple of remaining items. Please indicate here if I look like a schmuck to you.
Stewie: I'm gonna say no.
Loan Shark: Great. Then please check here and initial there. Uh, next, do you think this is some kind of game?
Glory 2: Um, no.
Loan Shark: Okay, initial, please. And finally, my date of birth. Was it yesterday?
(Bar)
The bad luck trio lost a bet.
Announcer: And 'll at it for us here with Duke losing by just three points.
Stewie: We we lost.
Brian 2: Oh crap, we're screwed.
Glory 2: We're so dead.
The good luck trio sat on the other side.
Brian: Hey, Stewie, give me $100 from the backpack. I want to pay a Wayne Neon look-alike to beat up a Rita Rudner look-alike.
Stewie 2: I'll give you $1,000. Pay him to beat up Rita Rudner.
Stewie 2 grabbed the wrong backpack.
Brian 2: Guys, we gotta get the hell out of here before that loan shark finds us.
Stewie: Yes, you're right.
Stewie grabbed Stewie 2's backpack.
Stewie: I've got a bad feeling for us.
Stewie 2: I've got a good feeling for us.
Peter: I'm gonna get me that honey.
Stewie 2: I say, Brian, this backpack feels a bit lighter than it did before.
Brian: Well, I wasn't gonna tell you till later, but I actually used part of my portion to take care of some personal business.
(Flashback)
Brian: All right, fine.
He paid a sniper user to kill Quagmire's cat. He texted Brian back saying it's done.
(Hotel)
The good luck trio got to the elevator
Mob: Hey, boss, it's me. I just spotted those three idiots who borrowed all that money. Yeah, well, now they're strutting around in flashy suits and a dress. Don't worry; I'll get that money back no matter what, and for sure I'm not gonna stop first and get some crepes in the lobby.
He hung up.
Mob: Where can I get some crepes?
(Hotel room)
Brian: Hey, thanks for coming with me you guys. This really has been an amazing trip.
Glory: Yeah, we should come back here sometime.
Stewie 2: Yeah. Um, listen, this might be a good time to tell you, uh, I invited, um, somebody to come to the room.
Glory: What do you mean?
The man banged on the door.
Stewie 2: Oh, that must be him now. Okay, come on, you look nothing like your picture in the ad.
Mob: Shut up and give me the money!
Brian: What? What the hell are you talking about?
Stewie 2: Okay, I'm starting to think you're not Apollo.
Mob: (Angry) You bastards think you can just borrow a bunch of money from a loan shark and then waste it on tacky suits?
Stewie 2: Tacky? Sir, I'll have you know I bought this in the lobby of a casino.
Brian: Well, don't shoot.
Glory: Yeah, you must have us confused with somebody else. We didn't borrow any money, we swear.
Mob: Sounds like somebody wants to die.
Brian: Aah! No, no! Stewie, just give him the money from the backpack.
Stewie 2: Okay, okay. Don't shoot. Wha It's empty. It's just Cheerios and coloring books.
Brian: What? Where the hell is the money?
Stewie 2: Sir, we can't give you any money, but if you've got some milk and a bowl, we can give you a pretty healthy way to start your day.
Mob: All right, enough of this. You, girl, pick which one of you two is gonna die.
Glory: What? You can't ask me to decide something like that. The life of every being is sacred, just like the life..
Mob: Fine. I guess it's ladies first.
Glory: No, no, kill him. He's a baby.
Brian: Yeah kill him first. He-he won't even remember he was alive.
Stewie 2: You sons of b..
The man shot Stewie 2 in the forhead.
Brian and Glory: AAGH! STEWIE!
Mob: Now, get us the money you borrowed. (Exit)
Glory: (Cry) Oh, my God, Stewie, no!
Brian: (Cry) He's He's gone. Our little buddy's gone.
Apollo Guy: Yeah, I was booked for three hours by Archibald Meatpants.
Glory: He's he's dead.
Apollo Guy: Okay, well, either way, I'm getting paid, and somebody's getting torn open.
(Vegas Star Hotel)
Brian 2: What the hell are we gonna do? We have no money, no way to get home, and one of the loan shark's goons is probably gonna bust through that door any minute and kill us.
Stewie: I wish my daddy were here. He always knows what to do.
(Flashback)
Peter smashed into someone's car.
Peter: Oh, son of a bitch. Well, I better leave a note. It's the right thing to do.
He left a note that says Sowwy! With a frown face.
(Vegas Star Hotel)
Brian 2: God, I've never felt so hopeless. I mean, what are we supposed to do? Just wait for them to come kill us?
Stewie: Well, we could go on the run.
Brian 2: With what money? And they'd still find us.
Stewie: Well, why don't we just hitchhike home?
Glory 2: We can't. Even if we could get back there, we'd just be putting the whole family in danger. I don't see any way out of this.
Stewie: Well, there is one thing we could do.
Glory 2: What?
Stewie: We could go out on our own terms.
Glory 2: What?
Brian 2: You're saying we should kill ourselves?
Stewie: Well, think about it. We're stuck here, just waiting for some mobster to do it. At least this way, we can go out together.
Brian 2: But think about what you're saying.
Glory 2: We can't do this.
Stewie: We're dead no matter what. At least this way, it'll be quick and clean. Well, not clean for the staff of the hotel, but that's not really gonna be our problem anymore.
Glory 2: Brian, what are you thinking?
Brian 2: I-I don't know.
Stewie: Look, it's not like we've got a lot to live for. I mean, I'm just gonna end up like Chris, only I'll be smart enough to realize how miserable I am. Glory, you'll probably end up in Meg's clothes after she's gone. And Brian, you've only got a few good years left anyway, and that's if we even get out of here alive.
Glory 2: Ok. I'm in.
Brian: Let's do it.
Stewie: Yeah, see, I'm glad you came around. You know, the only thing that was holding me back even a little is knowing how much Lois is gonna milk this.
(Funeral)
Lois: (Cry) Everyone, I truly want to thank you for your support and remind you that, as far as casseroles go, we're good on pasta, but we could use some more dessert items. Oh, I miss my baby so much, and I'm more of a chocolate person than a fruit person.
(Vegas Star Hotel)
They were on the balcony getting ready to jump.
Stewie: Well, this is it.
Brian 2: I guess so.
Glory 2: See you both up there.
Stewie: Count to three?
Glory 2: Yep.
Stewie, Brian 2, Glory 2: One, two, three!
Stewie was left behind.
Stewie: I'm sorry. I can't. I want to live! I didn't really think we were gonna do it.
Brian 2 and Glory 2: You (Bleep) dick! (Die)
Stewie: Oh, my God, Brian! Glory! Noooo! Good Lord, what have I done? I better get the hell out of here.
He tripped over the backpack with money.
Stewie: What the deuce? Where did this come from? Well, looks like Archibald Meatpants is gonna have a fun night.
(Bus Station)
Stewie: One-way to Providence, please.
Brian: Yeah, how much to get to Providence?
Stewie: Brian? Glory?
Brian: Stewie, what the hell?
Glory: You're alive?
Stewie: But how can you be Oh, my God. C-Could it be?
Glory: Ok I'm freaking out. What the hell is going on?
Stewie: I think I know. My teleportation machine worked.
Brian: Of course it did; that's how we got here.
Stewie: No, that's how you two got here. I flew. The machine must have created two pairs of us. One was teleported to Las Vegas and the other two weren't.
Brian: You're kidding. That's unbelievable.
Stewie: I know, it Wait. Where's the other me?
Brian: Oh, um?
Glory: Uh, What?
Stewie: Where is the Stewie you two came with?
Brian: Oh, well, th-these thugs came to shoot you, and I tried to throw myself in front of the bullet, but it must have gone, like, under my armpit or something 'cause it-it exploded your face.
Glory: Yeah w-we tried our best to save you, but at least now we know that you're ok. Wait, what about the other me and Brian?
Stewie: Oh, it was so sad. You took your own lives. I tried like hell to talk you out of it, but you both jumped off a balcony. People keep coming back every hour because they think it's a regular show, like-like the volcano or the pirate ship thing.
Brian: Wow. Well, we're so glad you're alive.
Stewie: Yeah, same with you. Well, we should probably head home.
Glory: Definitely. I don't think I can take much more of Vegas.
Brian: Um, uh, the only thing is, I'm a little short. Is there any chance you could cover us for the tickets?
Stewie: Oh, let me see how much I have.
He snuck the backpack of money behind him and checked.
Stewie: Good news! I have just enough.
Man: Now departing for Providence.
Stewie: Hey, did you guys see O?
Glory: Nah, that seemed lame.
Brian: Yeah totally.
Stewie: You know, the other Brian and Glory were a lot more fun.
Brian: Which one is O? Is that the-the swimming one?
Stewie: Don't-don't try to demean it. How does it feel to be the least cultured people at a bus station?
(Heaven)
Stewie 2: Hey.
Brian 2 and Glory 2: Hey.